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The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic

“Sempre Nāstic”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The Heartland

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 33.043 billion Nasticians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 6.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Nastician economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion Cuentas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,225 Cuentas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, euthanasia is legal, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nastic's national animal is the nadal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nastic is ranked 6,642nd in the world and 4th in The Heartland for Smartest Citizens, with 113.53 quips per hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 586thLargest Populations: 2,303rdTop
Best Weather: 2,981stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,601stNicest Citizens: 4,136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,544thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,636thSmartest Citizens: 6,642ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,764thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,914thHighest Economic Output: 9,383rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,606thMost Pacifist: 9,961stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,062ndTop
Most Stationary: 14,061stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,908thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,113thHighest Food Quality: 23,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,459th

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