The Empire of Narwhals Are Unicorns
“Wille-Harlia TITO. Nam Populus et Pacem et Scientiae.”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Regional Influence: Page
The Empire of Narwhals Are Unicorns is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 2.021 billion Narwhals Are Unicornsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Narwhals Are Unicornsian economy, worth 96.2 trillion sacagawillianths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,600 sacagawillianths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhals Are Unicorns's national animal is the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns's influence in Shinka rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns's influence in Shinka rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns's influence in Shinka rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns's influence in Shinka rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns relocated from The Rejected Realms to Shinka.
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns relocated from LIFE PUPPETS to The Rejected Realms.
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns was ejected from LIFE PUPPETS by The Protectorate of MPCE IDP.
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns's influence in LIFE PUPPETS rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".