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The Kenyan Capitalist Federation of Naribobastan

“Economic Prosperity for Naribobastan Only”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Kenyan Capitalist Federation of Naribobastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Kagame with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.259 billion Naribobastanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nairobi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Naribobastanian economy, worth 182 trillion Shillings a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,994 Shillings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 839,112 per year while the poor average 11,926, a ratio of 70.4 to 1.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Naribobastan with a very polite populace, and bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Naribobastan's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kenyan-Style Atheism.

Naribobastan is ranked 231,957th in the world and 6,110th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 49.91 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 913thLargest Retail Industry: 2,158thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,659thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,291stMost Avoided: 3,925thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,940thHighest Crime Rates: 3,960thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,984thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,157thLargest Mining Sector: 7,195thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,363rdMost Armed: 11,308thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,801stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,943rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,053rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,213thMost Efficient Economies: 13,964thLargest Black Market: 14,245thMost Secular: 14,254thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,675thHighest Average Incomes: 15,323rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,676thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,974th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionFattest Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Avoided: 133rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 133rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 257th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 268th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 352nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 356th in the regionMost Armed: 390th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 402nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 446th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 462nd in the regionMost Secular: 465th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 501st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 517th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 598th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 601st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 631st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 654th in the region

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