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The United Kingdom of Napalini

“Economics is our speciality”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Kingdom of Napalini is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Napalan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, enslaved workforce, and avant-garde cinema. The cynical population of 1.365 billion Napalinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napalinian City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Napalinian economy, worth 217 trillion Madroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,605 Madroes, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, Napalan's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Napalini's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Napalini is ranked 11,607th in the world and 598th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,754.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 2,437thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,486thHealthiest Citizens: 6,428thLowest Crime Rates: 6,682ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,589thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,840thMost Patriotic: 8,052ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,188thMost Developed: 8,743rdMost Cultured: 9,860thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,944thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,438thLargest Governments: 11,470thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,607thSmartest Citizens: 12,103rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,455thMost Efficient Economies: 13,511thTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,195thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,201stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,262ndBest Weather: 16,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,110thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,624thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,694thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,843rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,724thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,459thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,116thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,734thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,766th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 307th in the regionMost Patriotic: 323rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 350th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 370th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 419th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 442nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 459th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 472nd in the regionMost Cultured: 490th in the regionMost Developed: 507th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 516th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 523rd in the regionLargest Governments: 579th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 585th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 598th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 600th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 609th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 635th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 662nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 684th in the regionMost Influential: 712th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 744th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 782nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 785th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 811th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 815th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 835th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 854th in the regionBest Weather: 866th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 900th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 901st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,012th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,155th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,196th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,299th in the region

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