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The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu

“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: the realm of insanity

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nakina Zorwyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.331 billion Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilragorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 15,715 trillion blood bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 645,923 blood bags, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, all footpaths have tollbooths, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Nakina Zorwyn in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nakina Koreazu's national animal is the god, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Nakina Koreazu is ranked 578th in the world and 1st in the realm of insanity for Largest Governments, scoring 70.43 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25thFattest Citizens: 27thLargest Mining Sector: 36thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thMost Devout: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 48thLargest Insurance Industry: 53rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thMost Avoided: 56thMost Primitive: 61stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 98thHighest Average Incomes: 114thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 115thHighest Disposable Incomes: 121stHighest Economic Output: 160thMost Armed: 201stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 275thLargest Retail Industry: 329thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 339thLargest Black Market: 355thRudest Citizens: 469thLargest Governments: 578thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 657thMost Stationary: 853rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,312thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,103rdTop
Largest Populations: 4,641stMost Influential: 7,345thNudest: 7,946thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,334thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,039thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,208thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,840thMost Conservative: 21,162nd

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