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The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu

“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Unheard Of
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Location: the realm of insanity

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nakina Zorwyn with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ritual sacrifices, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.675 billion Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilragorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 13,720 trillion blood bags a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 605,102 blood bags, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,208,043 per year while the poor average 30,305, a ratio of 138 to 1.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, babysitters are a thing of the past, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nakina Koreazu's national animal is the god, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Nakina Koreazu is ranked 27th in the world and 1st in the realm of insanity for Fattest Citizens, with 99.18 Obesity Rate.

Largest Gambling Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20thMost Corrupt Governments: 23rdFattest Citizens: 27thMost Devout: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 42ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44thLargest Mining Sector: 49thMost Primitive: 56thMost Avoided: 60thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rdLargest Insurance Industry: 69thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 105thHighest Disposable Incomes: 107thHighest Average Incomes: 136thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 141stHighest Economic Output: 200thMost Armed: 203rdRudest Citizens: 253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 312thLargest Retail Industry: 342ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 370thLargest Governments: 546thLargest Black Market: 594thMost Stationary: 905thMost Efficient Economies: 1,346thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,376thTop
Largest Populations: 4,735thNudest: 7,139thMost Influential: 7,338thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,059thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,285thMost Conservative: 16,809th

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