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The Nakarisauce of Nakarisaune

“Hey, why's everyone guinea pigs?”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Refugia

Regional Influence: Minnow

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Nakarisaune was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 436

The Nakarisauce of Nakarisaune is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.917 billion adorable authors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poppaea Maxima. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nakarisaunean economy, worth a remarkable 3,048 trillion hyenas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,346 hyenas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nakarisaune's national animal is the aardvark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nakarisaune is ranked 152,433rd in the world and 154th in Refugia for Most Stationary, with 150.57148002308 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,260thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,380thHighest Crime Rates: 2,837thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,438thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,526thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,083rdLargest Black Market: 6,200thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,783rdNicest Citizens: 6,917thHighest Economic Output: 7,079thLargest Populations: 8,156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,177thMost Cultured: 8,198thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,810thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,011thHealthiest Citizens: 10,707thSmartest Citizens: 11,083rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,510thHighest Food Quality: 12,825thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 15,338thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,801stBest Weather: 16,166thMost Armed: 18,305thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,455thMost Pacifist: 18,527thMost Inclusive: 18,993rdMost Secular: 21,800thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,340thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,923rd
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the region

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