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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.019 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 33,947 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 848,285 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,946,852 per year while the poor average 7,613, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 1,596th in the world and 19th in Wysteria for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 28,780.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdMost Avoided: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12thHighest Economic Output: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16thLargest Populations: 21stLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLargest Insurance Industry: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 28thLargest Mining Sector: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35thFattest Citizens: 39thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 83rdMost Armed: 89thMost Corrupt Governments: 96thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 159thLargest Retail Industry: 163rdMost Secular: 187thMost Scientifically Advanced: 216thMost Stationary: 274thRudest Citizens: 426thSmartest Citizens: 964thLargest Information Technology Sector: 999thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,596thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,625thLargest Black Market: 5,780thMost Influential: 6,642ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,017thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,422ndMost Pro-Market: 21,400thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,389th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

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