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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.463 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 33,475 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 848,285 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,946,852 per year while the poor average 7,613, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 98,179th in the world and 53rd in Wysteria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,648.86 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdMost Avoided: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11thHighest Economic Output: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thLargest Populations: 22ndLargest Insurance Industry: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24thLargest Gambling Industry: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 26thLargest Mining Sector: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34thFattest Citizens: 38thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 81stMost Armed: 86thMost Corrupt Governments: 95thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144thLargest Retail Industry: 163rdMost Secular: 173rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 216thMost Stationary: 276thRudest Citizens: 402ndSmartest Citizens: 964thLargest Information Technology Sector: 975thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,597thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,533rdLargest Black Market: 5,399thMost Influential: 6,575thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,936thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,134thMost Pro-Market: 20,194thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,856th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the region

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