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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.841 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 29,321 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 841,580 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,379,147 per year while the poor average 53,965, a ratio of 99.7 to 1.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, The Allmighty Nak Nak signs the laws but abides by none of them, and safe drinking water is considered a luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 168,105th in the world and 88th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -71.69 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thFattest Citizens: 30thLargest Populations: 32ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Retail Industry: 59thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65thMost Armed: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 69thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96thMost Secular: 128thRudest Citizens: 203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 232ndMost Efficient Economies: 233rdMost Stationary: 309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 624thSmartest Citizens: 719thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,502ndTop
Largest Black Market: 2,634thMost Influential: 5,263rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,361stMost Pro-Market: 7,597thTop
Nudest: 16,422nd
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the region

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