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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.768 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 32,883 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 848,215 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,946,192 per year while the poor average 7,613, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

The recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor, and dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 26,953rd in the world and 29th in Wysteria for Nudest, with 211.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Avoided: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thHighest Economic Output: 13thLargest Populations: 22ndLargest Insurance Industry: 24thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Gambling Industry: 26thLargest Mining Sector: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34thFattest Citizens: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 80thMost Armed: 88thMost Corrupt Governments: 89thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 126thLargest Retail Industry: 157thMost Secular: 160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 198thMost Stationary: 279thRudest Citizens: 344thSmartest Citizens: 916thLargest Information Technology Sector: 929thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,589thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,434thLargest Black Market: 4,928thMost Influential: 6,449thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,329thMost Pro-Market: 17,464thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,632nd
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the region

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