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The Theocracy of Najimam

“نحن قوم إذا أعطينا صبرنا، و إذا ٱبتلينا شكرنا”

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The Theocracy of Najimam is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Highest Imam Naji The Fifth with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.998 billion Najimamians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Najiman. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Najimamian economy, worth 422 trillion Nezims a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,496 Nezims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many in Najimam are born in the purple, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Najimam's national animal is the Snowy Sloughi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Najimam is ranked 42,581^st in the world and 66^th in The Western Isles for Largest Governments, scoring 23.92 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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