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The Academia Tyrannica of Naive Schoolgirls

“No running in the hallways - or else”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Academia Tyrannica of Naive Schoolgirls is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the headmistress with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.989 billion naive schoolgirls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the girls' room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.9%.

The frighteningly efficient naive economy, worth a remarkable 3,001 trillion Likes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 300,470 Likes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,538,379 per year while the poor average 32,222, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

War criminals are given full state funerals, anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Naive Schoolgirls's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Naive Schoolgirls's national animal is the bully, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is truancy.

Naive Schoolgirls is ranked 273,835th in the world and 129th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -44.27 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Primitive: 54thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 60thMost Ignorant Citizens: 65thMost Devout: 70thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 90thLargest Insurance Industry: 127thLargest Mining Sector: 174thMost Corrupt Governments: 175thMost Avoided: 206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 359thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 510thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 653rdFattest Citizens: 781stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 868thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 974thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,134thMost Patriotic: 1,827thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,266thHighest Average Incomes: 2,284thLowest Crime Rates: 2,613thLargest Black Market: 2,689thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,871stLargest Retail Industry: 4,157thNudest: 4,255thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,065thHighest Economic Output: 5,646thMost Conservative: 5,804thRudest Citizens: 6,098thMost Efficient Economies: 6,104thLargest Governments: 7,351stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,581stMost Authoritarian: 13,292ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16,162ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,896thMost Influential: 25,484thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,474th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Nudest: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the region

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