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The Academia Tyrannica of Naive Schoolgirls

“No running in the hallways - or else”

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The Academia Tyrannica of Naive Schoolgirls is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the headmistress with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.989 billion naive schoolgirls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the girls' room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.9%.

The frighteningly efficient naive economy, worth a remarkable 3,001 trillion Likes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 300,470 Likes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,538,379 per year while the poor average 32,222, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

War criminals are given full state funerals, anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Naive Schoolgirls's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Naive Schoolgirls's national animal is the bully, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is truancy.

Naive Schoolgirls is ranked 273,835^th in the world and 129^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -44.27 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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