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The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia

“Gloom Over Dominated”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.601 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,103 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 490,435 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,417,719 per year while the poor average 24,399, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, cute fluffy little President Isabel Díaz Ayusoes are increasingly popular exotic pets, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 271,979th in the world and 7,384th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 0.4 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stFattest Citizens: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Devout: 4thMost Avoided: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thMost Primitive: 8thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thMost Armed: 49thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rdHighest Crime Rates: 83rdLargest Insurance Industry: 86thHighest Disposable Incomes: 128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 145thMost Efficient Economies: 236thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 261stRudest Citizens: 263rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 364thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 371stHighest Average Incomes: 403rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 537thLargest Retail Industry: 559thHighest Economic Output: 600thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,481stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,542ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,248thTop
Largest Governments: 3,193rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,531stLargest Black Market: 4,807thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,989thLargest Populations: 9,278thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 17,252ndMost Conservative: 19,474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,423rdMost Influential: 25,987th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 120th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 181st in the regionLargest Black Market: 216th in the regionLargest Populations: 231st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 238th in the regionMost Influential: 320th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 591st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 602nd in the regionMost Conservative: 646th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 701st in the region

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