Spotlight on:
The Thrice Blessed Dominion of Naanotu |
“Blessings Upon Us All”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Weak |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Out Of Left Field |
Regional Influence: Contender |
The Thrice Blessed Dominion of Naanotu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Thrice Blessed Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.307 billion Naanotuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thrice Blessed Citadel. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Naanotuan economy, worth 311 trillion naans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 30,256 naans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commemoration of the Great Out Of Left Field War costs almost as much as the war itself, baseball caps are the new fashion trend, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naanotu's national animal is the snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blessing of the Three.
Naanotu is ranked 55,844th in the world and 6th in Out Of Left Field for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 67.03 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Naanotu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Naanotu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
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Naanotu, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
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Naanotu, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
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Naanotu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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Naanotu, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
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Naanotu, commemoration of the Great Out Of Left Field War costs almost as much as the war itself.
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Naanotu, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop.
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Naanotu, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.
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Naanotu lodged a message on the Out Of Left Field Regional Message Board.