Spotlight on:
The Borderlands of N70793 |
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Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Borderlands of N70793 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.832 billion N70793ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.
The frighteningly efficient N70793ian economy, worth 757 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 129,969 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 432,583 per year while the poor average 29,097, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.
Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N70793's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
N70793 is ranked 90,850th in the world and 960th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 498.79087521808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in N70793, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in N70793, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day.
- : Following new legislation in N70793, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments.
- : Following new legislation in N70793, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : N70793 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in N70793, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in N70793, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in N70793, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
- : Following new legislation in N70793, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
- : Following new legislation in N70793, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.