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The Federal Republic of Mytzonia

“Sine Labore Nihil Floret”

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The Federal Republic of Mytzonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Makoto with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.319 billion Mytzonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Michael. The average income tax rate is 16.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mytzonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,937 trillion Chapters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 234,489 Chapters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mytzonia's national animal is the Mytzonian Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mytzonia is ranked 13,574^th in the world and 1^st in The Johto Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.79 law-abiding acts per hour.

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