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The Greater Blonde Coast of Myordas

“OpenTsuri, coming soon.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Greater Blonde Coast of Myordas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Paramakraly Mirontsana with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.499 billion Myordans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cichlid Island. The average income tax rate is 32.2%.

The very strong Myordan economy, worth 357 trillion Myordan Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,516 Myordan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Paramakraly Mirontsana wears an armoured gauntlet, government officials across Myordas are being "encouraged" to adopt Cichlids to set an example for the populace, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Myordas's national animal is the Cichlid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aquaticism.

Myordas is ranked 184,248th in the world and 286th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 7.13 Obesity Rate.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,543rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,220thMost Devout: 7,331stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,877thLargest Black Market: 14,069thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,290th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the region

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