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The Dictatorship of Myina

“Glory to the motherland.”

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The Dictatorship of Myina is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 778 million Myinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myinan economy, worth 75.7 trillion pons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 97,304 pons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Babysitters are a thing of the past, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, and stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myina's national animal is the Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myina is ranked 44,680^th in the world and 6^th in Boriopa for Smartest Citizens, with 40.6 quips per hour.

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