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The Dictatorship of Myina

“Glory to the motherland.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Boriopa

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Dictatorship of Myina is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 778 million Myinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myinan economy, worth 75.7 trillion pons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 97,304 pons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Babysitters are a thing of the past, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, and stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myina's national animal is the Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myina is ranked 44,680th in the world and 6th in Boriopa for Smartest Citizens, with 40.6 quips per hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,287thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,900thSafest: 9,595thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,253rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,372ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,706thMost Pacifist: 12,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,135thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,823rdMost Developed: 14,313thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,413thBest Weather: 15,922ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,546thMost Authoritarian: 16,563rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,896thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,249thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,932ndLargest Governments: 21,565thMost Patriotic: 22,452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 24,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,130thMost Conservative: 26,282nd

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