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The Empire of Muzztopia

“Patientia opportunius caelum flamma duces ac tueatur”

Category: Libertarian Police State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: League of Sovereign Nations

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Empire of Muzztopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Richard IV Saint-Omer with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.108 billion Muzztopians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardoux. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Muzztopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,950 trillion Omerians a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 281,912 Omerians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Muzztopian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, Emperor Richard IV Saint-Omer's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Chardoux generates millions of views, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muzztopia's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chardoicism.

Muzztopia is ranked 73,795th in the world and 14th in League of Sovereign Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,995 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 962ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,298thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,412thSmartest Citizens: 1,485thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,490thLowest Crime Rates: 1,744thLargest Governments: 1,865thMost Developed: 1,904thHighest Economic Output: 1,905thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,096thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,196thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,263rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,584thMost Influential: 2,630thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,667thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,671stHighest Average Incomes: 2,803rdMost Cultured: 2,863rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,271stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,297thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,383rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,391stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,487thHealthiest Citizens: 3,900thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,146thHighest Food Quality: 4,191stMost Stationary: 4,816thLargest Retail Industry: 5,058thMost Patriotic: 5,824thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,955thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,350thMost Inclusive: 9,082ndLargest Populations: 9,101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,480thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,031stMost Secular: 11,985thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,030thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,423rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24,917thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,885thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,907th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Antares Scorpi, Serlain States, and Dutch Rational Tribes.