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The Prancing Herd of Mutant Donkeys

“Someday, We'll All Be Unicorns”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Paradise Farm

Regional Influence: Ambassador

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The Prancing Herd of Mutant Donkeys is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eeyore with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.754 billion Mutant Donkeysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barnville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mutant Donkeysian economy, worth 452 trillion haystacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,223 haystacks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, astronomers are flocking to Mutant Donkeys to take advantage of its clear night skies, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mutant Donkeys's national animal is the chipmunk and its national religion is secularism.

Mutant Donkeys is ranked 54,943rd in the world and 11th in Paradise Farm for Most Stationary, with 800.0427518612 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,930thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,896thMost Secular: 13,156thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,287thLargest Retail Industry: 19,015thHighest Disposable Incomes: 26,268thNicest Citizens: 26,811th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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