Spotlight on:
The Prancing Herd of Mutant Donkeys |
“Someday, We'll All Be Unicorns”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Paradise Farm |
Regional Influence: Ambassador |
The Prancing Herd of Mutant Donkeys is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eeyore with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.754 billion Mutant Donkeysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barnville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Mutant Donkeysian economy, worth 452 trillion haystacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,223 haystacks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, astronomers are flocking to Mutant Donkeys to take advantage of its clear night skies, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mutant Donkeys's national animal is the chipmunk and its national religion is secularism.
Mutant Donkeys is ranked 54,943rd in the world and 11th in Paradise Farm for Most Stationary, with 800.0427518612 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mutant Donkeys's influence in Paradise Farm fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : Mutant Donkeys's influence in Paradise Farm rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Mutant Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant Donkeys, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant Donkeys, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant Donkeys, astronomers are flocking to Mutant Donkeys to take advantage of its clear night skies.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant Donkeys, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant Donkeys, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant Donkeys, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant Donkeys, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.