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The Mustard Sammich of Mustard Sammich

“stop doing that”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: New Jersey

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Mustard Sammich of Mustard Sammich is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical population of 29.465 billion Mustard Sammichians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.9%.

The very strong Mustard Sammichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,879 trillion seeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,788 seeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,352 per year while the poor average 17,243, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, the insurance industry is outlawed, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, and people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mustard Sammich's national animal is the canary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mustard Sammich is ranked 8,384th in the world and 6th in New Jersey for Most Stationary, with 2,593.77853442512 days.

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Largest Populations: 4,703rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,384thMost Influential: 8,018thMost Stationary: 8,384thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,751stHighest Economic Output: 13,502ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22,352ndLargest Welfare Programs: 24,933rd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

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