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The Hilarious Punchlines of Muppet Fozzie Bear

“Wocka wocka wocka!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: The Muppet Show

Regional Influence: Handshaker

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The Hilarious Punchlines of Muppet Fozzie Bear is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a desire to succeed with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 8.281 billion comedians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse comical economy, worth 638 trillion laughs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,077 laughs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Muppet Fozzie Bear is often a lifetime appointment. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Muppet Fozzie Bear's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is comical.

Muppet Fozzie Bear is ranked 30,254th in the world and 19th in The Muppet Show for Most Stationary, with 1,341.1388638928 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 13,642ndTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,748thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,688thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,157thLargest Black Market: 24,697thMost Primitive: 27,244th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the region

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