Spotlight on:
The Rogue Nation of MSN80 |
“From Many, One”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Africa |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Rogue Nation of MSN80 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Silvax with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, disturbing lack of elderly people, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.156 billion MSN80ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jozex. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.
The frighteningly efficient MSN80ian economy, worth 894 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,298 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, serial killers are the country's biggest import, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN80's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.
MSN80 is ranked 6,056th in the world and 7th in Africa for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 107,864.38 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in MSN80, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in MSN80, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in MSN80, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
- : Following new legislation in MSN80, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in MSN80, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
- : Following new legislation in MSN80, MSN80ian dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them.
- : Following new legislation in MSN80, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
- : Following new legislation in MSN80, smart fridges sing the praises of Cards for fear of being iced.
- : Following new legislation in MSN80, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Following new legislation in MSN80, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.