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The Meme Lord of Mr Dr Prof Patrick


Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Meme Lord of Mr Dr Prof Patrick is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Patrick Star with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.415 billion Mr Dr Prof Patrickians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The Mr Dr Prof Patrickian economy, worth 106 trillion Krabby Patties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,282 Krabby Patties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr Dr Prof Patrick's national animal is the Sea Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mr Dr Prof Patrick is ranked 130,738th in the world and 4,348th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 34.22 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Influential: 7,575thTop
Most Primitive: 10,449thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,393rdLargest Mining Sector: 15,271stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,395th
Most Influential: 150th in the regionMost Primitive: 204th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 275th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 396th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 487th in the region

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