The Meme Lord of Mr Dr Prof Patrick
|Category: Moralistic Democracy|
Location: the Rejected Realms
Regional Influence: Hatchling
The Meme Lord of Mr Dr Prof Patrick is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Patrick Star with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.415 billion Mr Dr Prof Patrickians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.
The Mr Dr Prof Patrickian economy, worth 106 trillion Krabby Patties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,282 Krabby Patties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr Dr Prof Patrick's national animal is the Sea Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mr Dr Prof Patrick's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Mr Dr Prof Patrick was banned from Soviet Union by The Republic of Statler and Waldorf from the Balcony.
- : Mr Dr Prof Patrick's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Mr Dr Prof Patrick resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Mr Dr Prof Patrick lost WA Delegate status in Soviet Union.
- : Mr Dr Prof Patrick relocated from Bus Stop to The Rejected Realms.
- : Mr Dr Prof Patrick was ejected and banned from Bus Stop by The Republic of Nine Bagger.
- : Mr Dr Prof Patrick's influence in Bus Stop rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Mr Dr Prof Patrick relocated from Soviet Union to Bus Stop.
- : Mr Dr Prof Patrick lodged a message on the Soviet Union Regional Message Board.