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The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples

“The only prescription is more cowbell!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Ambassador


Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120

The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 38.649 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,131 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,382 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 178,039th in the world and 619th in Europeia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 745.53 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Influential: 7thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 222ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 390thBest Weather: 401stLargest Populations: 429thMost Advanced Public Education: 513thLargest Black Market: 771stHighest Economic Output: 779thMost Beautiful Environments: 923rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,046thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,176thHealthiest Citizens: 1,303rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,349thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,365thMost Developed: 1,436thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,438thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,825thSmartest Citizens: 1,832ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,845thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,325thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,374thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,491stHighest Crime Rates: 3,546thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,158thMost Stationary: 4,837thHighest Average Incomes: 5,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,343rdLargest Governments: 11,161stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,577thLargest Retail Industry: 14,774thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,500thMost Inclusive: 16,933rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,522ndMost Cultured: 19,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,353rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Average: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 64th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 69th in the region

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