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The Republic of Mountvillia |
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Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Newlandia |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The Republic of Mountvillia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 69 SUS with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 1.559 billion Mountvillians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Switzica. The average income tax rate is 42.7%.
The all-consuming Mountvillian economy, worth 144 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,571 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Many believe that the only good Giraffe is a dead Giraffe, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, graffiti graces every city's streets, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mountvillia's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Deez nutz.
Mountvillia is ranked 156,504th in the world and 31st in Newlandia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 779.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mountvillia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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Mountvillia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Mountvillia, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in
Mountvillia, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in
Mountvillia, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
- : Following new legislation in
Mountvillia, many believe that the only good Giraffe is a dead Giraffe.
- : Following new legislation in
Mountvillia, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
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Mountvillia, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.
- : Following new legislation in
Mountvillia, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
- : Following new legislation in
Mountvillia, research into 'designer babies' is banned.