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The Free Republic of Motorcycle Empty Heads

“Two wheels is all you need”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Free Republic of Motorcycle Empty Heads is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 39.599 billion Motorcycle Empty Headsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Welfare not funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish Motorcycle Empty Headsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,327 trillion Rossis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,294 Rossis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 793,897 per year while the poor average 4,730, a ratio of 167 to 1.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Motorcycle Empty Heads's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Motorcycle Empty Heads is ranked 4,556th in the world and 164th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 156.92 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Populations: 127thMost Cheerful Citizens: 320thMost Stationary: 509thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 695thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,286thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,708thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,662ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,853rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,706thFattest Citizens: 3,797thRudest Citizens: 4,556thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,146thBest Weather: 5,238thMost Avoided: 7,059thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,507thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,829thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,871stLargest Mining Sector: 11,484thTop
Most Influential: 12,085thMost Armed: 13,653rdLargest Governments: 18,333rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,680thSmartest Citizens: 18,690thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,952nd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 63rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 130th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 134th in the regionRudest Citizens: 164th in the regionBest Weather: 178th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 239th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 239th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 262nd in the regionMost Avoided: 286th in the regionMost Armed: 350th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 386th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 534th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 566th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 609th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 671st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 702nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 737th in the regionMost Influential: 772nd in the region

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