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The Potatoes the Pope has little of Moths with headphones

“Hawaii, he he he”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Potatoes the Pope has little of Moths with headphones is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by JYEPHPHYER with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4.419 billion Moths with headphones are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE STUTTGART. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moths with headphones economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 243,787 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,252,888 per year while the poor average 2,584, a ratio of 871 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moths with headphones's national animal is the moth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA.

Moths with headphones is ranked 1,593rd in the world and 33rd in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,667.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 146thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 179thMost Armed: 187thHighest Crime Rates: 213thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 226thMost Ignorant Citizens: 257thMost Avoided: 271stFattest Citizens: 282ndLargest Retail Industry: 378thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 442ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 473rdLargest Gambling Industry: 714thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,095thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,279thMost Devout: 1,503rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,593rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,796thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,041stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,454thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,488thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,777thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,915thMost Efficient Economies: 3,066thLargest Mining Sector: 3,625thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,650thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,233rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,334thMost Patriotic: 5,363rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,147thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,548thMost Primitive: 7,973rdNudest: 8,007thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,449thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,050thTop
Highest Economic Output: 20,066thLargest Governments: 26,248th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 69th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 69th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 97th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 151st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 159th in the regionNudest: 166th in the regionMost Primitive: 253rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 275th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 338th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 354th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 360th in the regionLargest Black Market: 377th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 471st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 577th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 606th in the regionLargest Governments: 724th in the regionLargest Populations: 786th in the region

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