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The Armed Republic of Mossy-Oak

“If you're going through hell, keep going”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Armed Republic of Mossy-Oak is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 301 million Mossy-Oakians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mossy-Oakian economy, worth 34.7 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 115,359 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Art criticism in Mossy-Oak is scathingly destructive, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, the industries of Mossy-Oak are coughing all the way to the bank, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mossy-Oak's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mossy-Oak is ranked 21,215th in the world and 608th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 228.7 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 3,107thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,354thMost Influential: 3,510thFattest Citizens: 5,071stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,297thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,444thMost Armed: 6,109thMost Politically Free: 7,994thHighest Crime Rates: 8,014thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,077thLargest Retail Industry: 9,434thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,834thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,482ndMost Devout: 12,589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,786th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Politically Free: 88th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 95th in the regionFattest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Armed: 136th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 163rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 212th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 221st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 271st in the regionMost Influential: 286th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 379th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 400th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 419th in the regionMost Devout: 424th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 506th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 513th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 571st in the regionNudest: 601st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 606th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 608th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 615th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 652nd in the regionMost Developed: 666th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 725th in the region

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