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The Constitutional Monarchy of Mortopian

“For King and Country”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Constitutional Monarchy of Mortopian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mortis with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.202 billion Mortopianians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mortopia. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mortopianian economy, worth 217 trillion Units a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 98,678 Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, the fate of the world literally rests on Mortis's fingers, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mortopian's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mortopian is ranked 42,493rd in the world and 1,364th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,818.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,378thMost Influential: 4,029thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,172ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,378thLargest Retail Industry: 15,984thMost Developed: 18,009thBest Weather: 18,635thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,937thMost Efficient Economies: 22,089thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,673rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 121st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 489th in the regionMost Developed: 528th in the regionRudest Citizens: 554th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 576th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 598th in the regionBest Weather: 601st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 609th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 621st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 695th in the regionMost Politically Free: 728th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 739th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 795th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 823rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 61 » Qvait, Corgitopiaa, Aidenfieeld, Amerion, Land Without Shrimp, Tepertopia, Phanama, Nowa Europa, Canmore, Bawkie, WI SD EA D, New Briantown, Armonitopia, Bleakfoot, Marinho Islands, PenguinPies, Treir, Wehraboos, Volaworand, Bartonia Nova, Ebonhand, Aumeltopia, Kandorith, Erinor, Synarion, Wakandan Tribes, Belschaft, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Purple Hyacinth, Rebel-topia, Wallechi, Auphelia, Farengeto, Holota, Qawe, The Altan, Seythennia, Death to democracy, Beepee, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Sandaoguo, Bichedder, Eskvenn, Blondiesland, Tsunamy, Yeses, Libedistan, and 11 others.Westenhald, Levistian, Ceutalia, Sedunn, New Belgrade, Gonrati, The United Australian States, LadyRebels, Nova Kobol, Ipugao, and Anatasha.