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The Republic of Mormont Keep

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The Republic of Mormont Keep is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.535 billion Mormont Keepians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The strong Mormont Keepian economy, worth 835 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,613 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, replacement organs are grown in vats, Mormont Keepian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, and all screens are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mormont Keep's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Mormont Keep is ranked 137,779^th in the world and 1^st in Bear Island for Smartest Citizens, with 28.67 quips per hour.

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