Spotlight on:
The Adam-God Theodemocracy of Mormon Mesoamerica |
“Adam is Our Father and Our God”
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Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Mormonism |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Adam-God Theodemocracy of Mormon Mesoamerica is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Helaman Abinadom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, feral children, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.896 billion Mormons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zarahemla. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mormon economy, worth a remarkable 1,624 trillion senines a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,748 senines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mormon Mesoamerica's national animal is the coatimundi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mormon Fundamentalism.
Mormon Mesoamerica is ranked 86,675th in the world and 3rd in Mormonism for Most Stationary, with 529.800355372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mormon Mesoamerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Mormon Mesoamerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Mormon Mesoamerica, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Mormon Mesoamerica, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in Mormon Mesoamerica, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
- : Following new legislation in Mormon Mesoamerica, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Mormon Mesoamerica, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
- : Following new legislation in Mormon Mesoamerica, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
- : Following new legislation in Mormon Mesoamerica, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Mormon Mesoamerica, Mormons suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.