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The Moon Worshipping Death Cult of Morlodania

“It's so cute when people think they can kill us.”

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The Moon Worshipping Death Cult of Morlodania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Trit Firebloom with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.593 billion Morlodanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Temple of MorloKitty. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morlodanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,541 trillion Cutie Marks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,905 Cutie Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morlodania's national animal is the Feline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is MorloKittyism.

Morlodania is ranked 10,070^th in the world and 1^st in The Jade Wheel Society for Most Patriotic, with 45.79 flags saluted per person per day.

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