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The Forest Realm of MorganFreemanKarlMarxLand

“Be Polite to Cthulhu”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Forest Realm of MorganFreemanKarlMarxLand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Galadriel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 9.902 billion Sentient Beings are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lothlórien. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient MorganFreemanKarlMarxLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,060 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MorganFreemanKarlMarxLand's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cthulhuism.

MorganFreemanKarlMarxLand is ranked 2,582nd in the world and 39th in Forest for Most Developed, scoring 97.2 on the Human Development Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 801stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 885thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,163rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,312thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,869thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,990thMost Pacifist: 2,169thTop
Most Developed: 2,582ndNicest Citizens: 3,090thLargest Governments: 3,103rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,121stMost Inclusive: 3,196thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,303rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,854thSmartest Citizens: 4,187thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,297thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,523rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,405thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,616thBest Weather: 5,952ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,366thMost Cultured: 7,869thLowest Crime Rates: 9,222ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,379thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,744thHighest Economic Output: 11,180thMost Secular: 12,263rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,361stMost Efficient Economies: 13,503rdLargest Publishing Industry: 22,033rd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 48th in the region

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