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The Mighty Emperor Zim's Army of Moose Worshippers

“Bow to the Moose or Hang at the Noose!”

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The Mighty Emperor Zim's Army of Moose Worshippers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.045 billion Moose Worshippersians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moose Worshippersian economy, worth a remarkable 6,649 trillion Antler Racks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 214,181 Antler Racks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,984,220 per year while the poor average 2,206, a ratio of 899 to 1.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, North Canadian Mooses are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, citizens must pay to enjoy Moose Worshippers's pristine beaches, and the North Canadian Moose is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Moose Worshippers's national animal is the North Canadian Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Moose Worshippers is ranked 274,154^th in the world and 1^st in Holy Moosean Empire for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -24.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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