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The Mighty Emperor Zim's Army of Moose Worshippers

“Bow to the Moose or Hang at the Noose!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Holy Moosean Empire

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Mighty Emperor Zim's Army of Moose Worshippers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.045 billion Moose Worshippersians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moose Worshippersian economy, worth a remarkable 6,649 trillion Antler Racks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 214,181 Antler Racks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,984,220 per year while the poor average 2,206, a ratio of 899 to 1.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, North Canadian Mooses are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, citizens must pay to enjoy Moose Worshippers's pristine beaches, and the North Canadian Moose is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Moose Worshippers's national animal is the North Canadian Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Moose Worshippers is ranked 274,154th in the world and 1st in Holy Moosean Empire for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -24.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 155thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 405thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 549thMost Stationary: 1,045thHighest Economic Output: 1,495thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,516thFattest Citizens: 1,616thMost Devout: 1,657thLargest Mining Sector: 1,902ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,018thSafest: 2,241stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,427thMost Armed: 2,545thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,563rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,698thTop
Largest Populations: 2,774thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,539thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,654thMost Avoided: 4,137thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,393rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,520thHighest Average Incomes: 6,120thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,278thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,566thLowest Crime Rates: 7,420thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,826thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,520thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,272ndTop
Most Influential: 13,955thLargest Retail Industry: 14,166thLargest Governments: 14,488thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,642ndMost Patriotic: 17,564thMost Conservative: 18,168thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,688thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,852ndMost Pro-Market: 22,016thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,704th

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