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The Royally Clueless Feederite of Moonfungus

“Dum vivimus, vivamus!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Tsukihime

Regional Influence: Power

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The Royally Clueless Feederite of Moonfungus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Moon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.17 billion Cluelessians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dangotopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cluelessian economy, worth 425 trillion clueless moons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 134,310 clueless moons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 868,993 per year while the poor average 8,330, a ratio of 104 to 1.

The sun now sets on the Cluelessian Empire, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and Moon's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Moonfungus's national animal is the Botan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Moonfungus is ranked 67,202nd in the world and 2nd in Tsukihime for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,325.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 996thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,959thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,789thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,960thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,071stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,211thMost Secular: 4,721stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,361stMost Avoided: 6,222ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,873rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,596thMost Cultured: 10,257thMost Efficient Economies: 10,554thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,742ndSmartest Citizens: 13,824thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,042ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,045thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,987thLargest Mining Sector: 17,364thHighest Average Incomes: 20,417thHealthiest Citizens: 20,906thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21,897thMost Pacifist: 23,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,026thMost Developed: 26,069thHighest Food Quality: 27,480th

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