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The Melodic Oblivion of Monster Union

“VIVA, MONSTER UNION!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Anime

Regional Influence: Truckler

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The Melodic Oblivion of Monster Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Monster King with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.224 billion grovelling human vassels are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Olympus. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Monstrous economy, worth a remarkable 5,402 trillion forsaken child's tears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,996 forsaken child's tears, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', you're only as old as you feel, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree, and voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Monster Union. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monster Union's national animal is the Arukoto Naikoto Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is noted to involve consumption of infants.

Monster Union is ranked 1,307th in the world and 3rd in Anime for Most Stationary, with 4,396.70551944 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 610thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 954thLargest Black Market: 1,110thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,268thMost Stationary: 1,307thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,399thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,999thMost Primitive: 2,358thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,639thHighest Economic Output: 2,921stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,699thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,934thNudest: 3,985thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,301stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,505thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,573rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,099thLargest Governments: 5,459thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,892ndLargest Populations: 6,827thMost Devout: 7,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,762ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,322ndLargest Gambling Industry: 9,680thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,998thMost Influential: 13,871stMost Conservative: 13,947thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,248thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 23,395thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,684thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,447thMost Inclusive: 29,746th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the region

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