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The Tier King of Ubers of Mons magnus |
“Land shall grow”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Sakura Empire |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Tier King of Ubers of Mons magnus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Groudon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.446 billion Mons magnusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quilava. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Mons magnusian economy, worth 257 trillion torkals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 177,802 torkals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,613,530 per year while the poor average 2,276, a ratio of 708 to 1.
Many believe that the only good lava is a dead lava, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mons magnus's national animal is the lava, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Groudon.
Mons magnus is ranked 232,098th in the world and 2nd in Sakura Empire for Highest Drug Use, scoring 7.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mons magnus, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
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Mons magnus, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
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Mons magnus, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence.
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Mons magnus, many believe that the only good lava is a dead lava.
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Mons magnus, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
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Mons magnus, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes.
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Mons magnus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Mons magnus, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
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Mons magnus, Groudon has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
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Mons magnus, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.