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The Tier King of Ubers of Mons magnus

“Land shall grow”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Sakura Empire

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Tier King of Ubers of Mons magnus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Groudon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.446 billion Mons magnusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quilava. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mons magnusian economy, worth 257 trillion torkals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 177,802 torkals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,613,530 per year while the poor average 2,276, a ratio of 708 to 1.

Many believe that the only good lava is a dead lava, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mons magnus's national animal is the lava, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Groudon.

Mons magnus is ranked 232,098th in the world and 2nd in Sakura Empire for Highest Drug Use, scoring 7.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 455thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 855thLargest Retail Industry: 1,637thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,804thMost Avoided: 2,003rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,207thMost Secular: 2,382ndFattest Citizens: 2,412thTop
Most Armed: 3,092ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,624thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,290thMost Conservative: 4,466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,248thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,327thLargest Mining Sector: 6,088thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,104thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,844thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,309thMost Efficient Economies: 7,434thHighest Average Incomes: 9,228thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,331stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,886thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,977thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,083rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,054thLargest Black Market: 17,366thMost Pro-Market: 19,468thMost Extreme: 19,625thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,215thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,326th

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