Spotlight on:

The Over-Hyped Outbreak of Monkeypox

“CDC rocks the house yo!”

Overview • Policies • People • Government • Economy • Rank • Trend • Cards

The Over-Hyped Outbreak of Monkeypox is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 45.446 billion Monkeypoxians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Monkeypoxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion infections a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,159 infections, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, cars are banned, billions of infections are being poured into a space program, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Gambian giant rat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkeypox's national animal is the Gambian giant rat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Monkeypox is ranked 137,421^st in the world and 3,484^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.06 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
1%Top
10%Top
1%Top
5%Top
10%