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The Jingoistic States of Monkey 222

“Be a monkey”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Very Good

Location: Chicken overlords

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Jingoistic States of Monkey 222 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 6.884 billion Monkey 222ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The Monkey 222ian economy, worth 292 trillion sometings a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 42,498 sometings, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Monkey 222's national animal is the monkey.

Monkey 222 is ranked 162,182nd in the world and 15,789th in Chicken overlords for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 60.83 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,924thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,784th
Healthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 167th in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Populations: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 211th in the regionMost Pacifist: 216th in the regionNicest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 234th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 270th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 295th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 303rd in the regionMost Conservative: 362nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 407th in the regionMost Average: 416th in the regionLargest Black Market: 446th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 455th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 546th in the regionMost Patriotic: 593rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 637th in the regionMost Secular: 660th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 721st in the regionSafest: 760th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 781st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 892nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 963rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 996th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,006th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,016th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,058th in the regionMost Developed: 1,133rd in the regionLargest Governments: 1,165th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,172nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,209th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,238th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,637th in the region

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