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The Republic of Monkey 1

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Chicken overlords

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Republic of Monkey 1 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 7.663 billion Monkey 1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey City. The average income tax rate is 44.1%.

The strong Monkey 1ian economy, worth 490 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,054 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkey 1's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Monkey 1 is ranked 43,977th in the world and 176th in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,842.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Highest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 78th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 125th in the regionSafest: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 141st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 150th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 153rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 159th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 176th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 189th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 211th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 218th in the regionMost Pacifist: 221st in the regionMost Secular: 225th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 283rd in the regionMost Conservative: 294th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 298th in the regionLargest Governments: 306th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 306th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 312th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 328th in the regionMost Income Equality: 331st in the regionMost Developed: 394th in the regionLargest Black Market: 418th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 453rd in the regionMost Average: 533rd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 962nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,060th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,075th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,344th in the region

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