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The Commonwealth of Monianoli

“In Money we trust”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Commonwealth of Monianoli is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.683 billion Monianolians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Monianolian economy, worth a remarkable 4,931 trillion Kols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 509,322 Kols, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,027,617 per year while the poor average 15,710, a ratio of 256 to 1.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monianoli's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monianoli is ranked 2,122nd in the world and 64th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Economic Output, with 4,931 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Retail Industry: 13thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57thLargest Gambling Industry: 62ndRudest Citizens: 69thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 84thFattest Citizens: 94thMost Corrupt Governments: 96thMost Avoided: 102ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 104thMost Armed: 105thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 109thMost Efficient Economies: 138thHighest Crime Rates: 144thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 179thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 289thHighest Average Incomes: 300thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 330thLargest Insurance Industry: 347thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 471stLargest Mining Sector: 510thMost Scientifically Advanced: 512thLargest Agricultural Sector: 742ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,005thMost Secular: 1,346thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,853rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,993rdHighest Economic Output: 2,122ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,823rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,898thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,007thLargest Governments: 7,375thSmartest Citizens: 10,997thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,729th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 167th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 172nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 184th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 188th in the regionLargest Governments: 193rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 244th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 349th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 404th in the regionMost Influential: 504th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 637th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 678th in the region

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