Spotlight on:
The Commonwealth of Monianoli |
“In Money we trust”
Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Commonwealth of Monianoli is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.71 billion Monianolians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Monianolian economy, worth an astonishing 10,543 trillion Kols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 595,357 Kols, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,694,748 per year while the poor average 41,270, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.
Jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and politicians can be seen taking candy from babies. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Monianoli's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Monianoli is ranked 24,205th in the world and 439th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,326.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Monianoli, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
- : Following new legislation in Monianoli, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Monianoli, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
- : Monianoli was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Following new legislation in Monianoli, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Monianoli, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
- : Following new legislation in Monianoli, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
- : Following new legislation in Monianoli, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
- : Following new legislation in Monianoli, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
- : Following new legislation in Monianoli, Leader is worshipped as a god.