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The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan

“Let's kill the big bad bunnies”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: The Axis of Evil

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 42.521 billion Moneystanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Moneystanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,669 trillion golden spiders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 156,848 golden spiders, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, voting is voluntary, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moneystan's national animal is the golden spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moneystan is ranked 42,360th in the world and 15th in The Axis of Evil for Most Extreme, scoring 33.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Populations: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 289thLargest Mining Sector: 644thLargest Publishing Industry: 681stHighest Crime Rates: 732ndMost Avoided: 1,010thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,306thMost Politically Free: 1,354thHighest Economic Output: 1,491stMost Armed: 1,515thHighest Drug Use: 1,574thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,808thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,464thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,811thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,075thLargest Black Market: 5,566thFattest Citizens: 6,001stSmartest Citizens: 6,771stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,031stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,034thNudest: 9,897thMost Influential: 11,861stMost Cultured: 11,901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,234thHighest Average Incomes: 13,679thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 15,073rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,577thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,558thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,788thMost Inclusive: 26,519th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the region

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