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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Sprat


The SQUEEZE THEM ON GME of Moneymakestheworldgoround is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by DeepF-ckingValue with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.564 billion Moneymakestheworldgoroundians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reddit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Moneymakestheworldgoroundian economy, worth 433 trillion gamestonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 168,995 gamestonks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,543,133 per year while the poor average 2,036, a ratio of 757 to 1.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Moneymakestheworldgoround's national animal is the Corporate Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Money Worship.

Moneymakestheworldgoround is ranked 18,165th in the world and 186th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Black Market, with 27.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 363rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 914thFattest Citizens: 2,187thMost Avoided: 2,325thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,410thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,909thLargest Retail Industry: 3,269thLargest Mining Sector: 3,534thNudest: 3,724thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,883rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,246thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,509thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,298thMost Efficient Economies: 8,626thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,243rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,420thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,524thMost Devout: 10,817thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,042ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,574thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,108thMost Conservative: 16,328thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,745thLargest Black Market: 18,165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,000thMost Pro-Market: 20,726thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,872ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,970thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,995th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 65th in the regionNudest: 71st in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionRudest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the regionMost Devout: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 86th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 135th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionLargest Black Market: 186th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 196th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 218th in the regionMost Extreme: 227th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 242nd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 256th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Armed: 320th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 456th in the region

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