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Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Nipper


The SQUEEZE THEM ON GME of Moneymakestheworldgoround is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by DeepF-ckingValue with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.172 billion Moneymakestheworldgoroundians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reddit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Moneymakestheworldgoroundian economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion gamestonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 220,481 gamestonks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,024,672 per year while the poor average 2,505, a ratio of 808 to 1.

In its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, children often kick Corporate Birds for amusement, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Reddit. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Moneymakestheworldgoround's national animal is the Corporate Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Worship.

Moneymakestheworldgoround is ranked 259,505th in the world and 5,008th in Artificial Solar System for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.35 bananas ingested per day.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 261stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 535thFattest Citizens: 962ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,078thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,085thMost Avoided: 1,747thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,819thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,916thNudest: 2,374thMost Armed: 2,483rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,662ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,667thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,842ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,467thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,705thMost Patriotic: 3,738thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,494thMost Efficient Economies: 4,653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,982ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,666thHighest Average Incomes: 5,676thRudest Citizens: 5,856thMost Devout: 5,979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,071stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,891stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,726thLargest Black Market: 8,656thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,746thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,974thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,458thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,898thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,341stHighest Economic Output: 18,292ndLargest Governments: 19,653rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,310thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,175th
Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 48th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Black Market: 94th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 101st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 108th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 155th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 174th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 463rd in the regionMost Extreme: 479th in the region

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