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The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan |
“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: the Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.537 billion Momstononistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Macroplex of Momstononistan. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Momstononistanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,429 trillion Preciouses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 655,547 Preciouses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,979,684 per year while the poor average 48,051, a ratio of 82.8 to 1.
Jennifer Government is banned, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Momstononistan's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not available.
Momstononistan is ranked 26th in the world and 1st in the Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.54 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
- : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
- : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
- : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Momstononistanian language.
- : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
- : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
- : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
- : Momstononistan lost the endorsement of The Military Senator of End666.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » East Durthang, Pierconium, North Blackstream, Nature and Dragons, Warrior Thorin, Xoriet, Waterfall State, European Union 1, Zemarang, Belleroph, and Neugania.