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The Empire of Mommano Dicus

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The Empire of Mommano Dicus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.227 billion Mommano Dicusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of trantol. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mommano Dicusian economy, worth 689 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,141 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mommano Dicus's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Flying spaghetti.

Mommano Dicus is ranked 123,210^th in the world and 10^th in Saide System for Highest Drug Use, scoring 60.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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