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The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland


Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: United Otter Emirates

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by JOLT with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.484 billion Molson Icelandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Administration and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepperoni. The average income tax rate is 10.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Molson Icelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,706 trillion Molson Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,900 Molson Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Molson Iceland's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Beer.

Molson Iceland is ranked 161,693rd in the world and 3rd in United Otter Emirates for Most Extreme, scoring 13.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 104thFattest Citizens: 114thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 117thMost Corrupt Governments: 120thHighest Crime Rates: 121stLargest Mining Sector: 132ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 146thMost Ignorant Citizens: 174thMost Avoided: 175thMost Armed: 273rdMost Stationary: 547thLargest Retail Industry: 618thMost Subsidized Industry: 818thRudest Citizens: 1,029thMost Efficient Economies: 1,694thLargest Populations: 1,816thHighest Economic Output: 2,278thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,533rdMost Influential: 2,725thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,759thMost Primitive: 4,475thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,150thNudest: 7,417thMost Secular: 11,119thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,811thHighest Average Incomes: 15,408thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,855thHighest Drug Use: 21,099th

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