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The Commonwealth of Mojaguay

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The Commonwealth of Mojaguay is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 30.704 billion Mojaguayans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cunda. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mojaguayan economy, worth a remarkable 6,093 trillion pescatores a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,460 pescatores, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nine out of ten citizens of Mojaguay answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Mojaguay after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Cunda's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mojaguay's national animal is the gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Mother Church.

Mojaguay is ranked 9,541^st in the world and 18^th in Canada for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.94 law-abiding acts per hour.

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