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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia |
“A Starbucks on every corner!”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Lake Golumania |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Charlie with an even hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 39.337 billion Mograpelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth an astonishing 15,686 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 398,775 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The newest shade developed by Mograpelandia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer spiffs to support "struggling" industries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Individual Choice.
Mograpelandia is ranked 243,115th in the world and 4th in Lake Golumania for Most Secular, with 0.93 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mograpelandia, the government is spending billions of taxpayer spiffs to support "struggling" industries.
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Mograpelandia, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
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Mograpelandia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in
Mograpelandia, the newest shade developed by Mograpelandia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
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Mograpelandia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
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Mograpelandia, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
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Mograpelandia, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
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Mograpelandia, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
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Mograpelandia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
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Mograpelandia, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.