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The Ancient Empire of MoGirlDotNet |
“Established March 17, 2006”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Developing |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The East Pacific |
Regional Influence: Unproven |
The Ancient Empire of MoGirlDotNet is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rue Lane Cooper with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.511 billion MGDN are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Main. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped MGDN economy, worth 278 trillion Gold Nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,848 Gold Nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MoGirlDotNet's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
MoGirlDotNet is ranked 187,608th in the world and 3,094th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 923.03 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MoGirlDotNet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : MoGirlDotNet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in MoGirlDotNet, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Following new legislation in MoGirlDotNet, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in MoGirlDotNet, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
- : Following new legislation in MoGirlDotNet, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : MoGirlDotNet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : MoGirlDotNet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in MoGirlDotNet, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in MoGirlDotNet, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers.