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The Ancient Empire of MoGirlDotNet

“Established March 17, 2006”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven

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The Ancient Empire of MoGirlDotNet is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rue Lane Cooper with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.511 billion MGDN are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Main. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped MGDN economy, worth 278 trillion Gold Nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,848 Gold Nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MoGirlDotNet's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

MoGirlDotNet is ranked 187,608th in the world and 3,094th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 923.03 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Safest: 2,475thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 5,273rdMost Conservative: 7,044thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,986thLowest Crime Rates: 9,714thMost Secular: 11,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,859thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,785thTop
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Largest Governments: 19,127thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,220thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,254thMost Income Equality: 24,765thHealthiest Citizens: 27,756thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,664thMost Extreme: 29,975thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,807th
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Safest: 69th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 114th in the regionMost Conservative: 148th in the regionMost Extreme: 166th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 182nd in the regionMost Secular: 216th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 238th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 285th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 308th in the regionLargest Governments: 366th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 375th in the region

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