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The The all-powerful warrior of Mobutu Sese Seko

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Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: belgium

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The The all-powerful warrior of Mobutu Sese Seko is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu waZaBanga with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.248 billion Mobutu Sese Sekoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gbadolite. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobutu Sese Sekoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,027 trillion Zaires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 184,508 Zaires, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,688,044 per year while the poor average 2,179, a ratio of 774 to 1.

The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Mobutu Sese Seko's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mobutism.

Mobutu Sese Seko is ranked 3,364th in the world and 7th in belgium for Largest Populations, with 27.2 billion Capita.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 345thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 737thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,054thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,575thMost Avoided: 1,768thHighest Economic Output: 2,054thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,152ndTop
Largest Populations: 3,364thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,605thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,726thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,860thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,037thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,251stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,778thLargest Mining Sector: 5,288thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,246thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,402ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,480thMost Efficient Economies: 9,083rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,859thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,729thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,920thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,907thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,053rdMost Pro-Market: 17,020thMost Devout: 17,698thLargest Black Market: 19,751stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,031stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,180thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,338thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,496thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,643rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the region

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