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The Democratic People's Republic of Mlima Kijani

“Harambee”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Atlantian Oceania

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Democratic People's Republic of Mlima Kijani is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Chane Njuguna with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.922 billion Kijanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ntukabanda. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kijani economy, worth 393 trillion shillings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,879 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders President Chane Njuguna wears an armoured gauntlet, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', governments opposing Mlima Kijani are beset by rebels, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mlima Kijani's national animal is the lion-eating elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Mlima Kijani is ranked 149,494th in the world and 68th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Stationary, with 163.178020566 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,770thTop
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Most Primitive: 4,593rdFattest Citizens: 10,704thMost Devout: 13,273rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 18,089thMost Conservative: 28,514th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

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