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The Kingdom of Mizialand

“Non inultus premor”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Newcomer

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The Kingdom of Mizialand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.45 billion Mizias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mizia economy, worth a remarkable 4,559 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,109 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mizialand is ranked 154,863rd in the world and 3,246th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 145.29613617708 days.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2,547thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,042ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,473rdHighest Economic Output: 3,861stLowest Crime Rates: 3,866thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,395thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,551stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,912thBest Weather: 5,186thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,338thMost Developed: 5,497thLargest Governments: 5,539thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,712thLargest Populations: 5,858thMost Pacifist: 6,027thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,202ndNicest Citizens: 6,214thSmartest Citizens: 6,864thHighest Food Quality: 7,151stMost Cultured: 7,484thMost Efficient Economies: 7,557thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,649thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,021stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,951stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,063rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,962ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,290thMost Inclusive: 11,460thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,595thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,007thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,361stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,441stMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,985thMost Secular: 28,775th
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Healthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 138th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 148th in the regionLargest Populations: 196th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 205th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 213th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 222nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 230th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 231st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 247th in the regionBest Weather: 264th in the regionLargest Governments: 264th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 274th in the regionMost Developed: 286th in the regionNicest Citizens: 302nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 316th in the regionMost Pacifist: 330th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 349th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 361st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 363rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 365th in the regionMost Cultured: 385th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 447th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 463rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 533rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 602nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 605th in the regionMost Inclusive: 635th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 689th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,009th in the region

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